I guess it's about time...

I have seen the invention and shameless taste of Zubaz and had to slide myself into the wondrous world of Zebra-striped sweatpants. I had a tape player and never thought this crazy CD thing would take off...and yet I bought one. I was amazed and enchanted the first time I saw a colored computer monitor...and one day the "INSTA-NET" (thanks to Al Gore...God bless him) came to life in front of me. I embraced it fully and have been swept away in its miraculous wonders. Yet, I have kept my distance from this rage of blogging nonsense...and here I sit...writing my first post wondering where I went wrong. Well, here goes nothin...